You're Not Invited to My Wedding....

Yes, that's right you're NOT invited to my wedding, because I'm not having one. Least not for a few years...

If you fell victim to my prankster nature then you got my email this week aptly titled 'Mel Wedding Invitation'. My good friend in LA did it to me, so don't worry he got me royally, about as good as I got you!!

The email procedes to detail that I'm in love, that my engagement was this month and the wedding is in 17 days, that i'm sure its a shock but hey - love happens! The details and venue are all on the attachment...

EXCEPT the attachment states: "YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED!! 17 days from now is April 1st!"

The jokes this have given me over the past 24 hours are priceless, especially from the stunned mates who haven't yet got to the attachment (update your crackberry model please!) and call me all shocked and flustered, to my utter glee!!

Then there are the 'I HATE you...payback is a bitch girl!!' and the 'I actually shed a tear for you, how could you?!' and my favourite "I was so looking forward to buying a dress...darn you." I want to hug her for that last one, bless.

Also curious to me is some fellas reactions, really...I never knew. Enlightening and delightful to the esteem :)

So onwards and upwards, now we know there are no nuptuals to speak of....and so it seems my little heart will live to flutter another day and I can put my large amount of insecurity back on the shelf where it belongs...yes the Boogie down boy called and sent me flying over the moon at the sheer fact that he definitely will be coming out to little old London.

Terrific. All is not wrong in the world, except maybe my pranks.